We See That You Are Still Using Adblockers. Why Haven't You Whitelisted Yet?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/05/2018 at 09:00 • Filed to: Oppo

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It’s easier than you think. Now there are more options to whitelist than ever before! Just fold $20 into paper airplanes and fly them to The Arch Duke Maxyenko Vinyl Library Florence, Kentucky to the attention of, “Iwanna Whitelist.” We also accept Applebee’s gift cards.

RT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 09:04

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So, who would win the staring contest?

SmugAardvark > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 09:06

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That picture. Is it a cat? A monkey? A horrific nightmare? If I saw that in my house, I’d burn the whole thing down.

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 09:10

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Is this a warning that the ads are coming to Oppo?

Please say no

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 09:13

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Here’s some gold bars and platinum cards, now fuck off, that’s all you’re getting this quarter.

404 - User No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 09:29

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I run my home machine in blacklist mode, only blocking on sites that have auto play video with sound, but I’m seriously considering going back to full on mode. Too many “CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WON!!!” redirects and random blank ads that spike my CPU usage to 99% and freeze the entire tab.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > WilliamsSW 01/05/2018 at 09:29

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I’ve already seen a few. So far just at the bottom of the comments section so not that obnoxious. Not seeing them today though.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 09:29

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Fuck Applebee’s. At least class it up and take Chili’s gift cards.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RT 01/05/2018 at 09:32

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Yes

RT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 09:49

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No

WilliamsSW > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 01/05/2018 at 10:03

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It’s funny, you’re the 2nd person that I know of who has seen ads, but I haven’t yet. Doesn’t seem to be much rhyme or reason to that.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RT 01/05/2018 at 10:10

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Maybe

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 10:11

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I’m already subscribed to the Jalopnik Unobtanium package, surely I’m free from adverts?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 10:12

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Applebees?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/05/2018 at 10:21

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It’s where the bi-weekly mod meetings happen. We got kicked out of the McDonald’s years ago.

vondon302 > WilliamsSW 01/05/2018 at 10:36

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Seen one too but just one.

vondon302 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 10:36

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Still scary but that damn fox thing is gonna haunt me.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 11:02

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Only McDonald’s? Those are rookie numbers son,

You gotta pump those up.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > WilliamsSW 01/05/2018 at 11:13

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It’s Kinja. There is no rhyme or reason to any of it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > vondon302 01/05/2018 at 12:03

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Click the tag.

yamahog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/05/2018 at 20:14

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Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/07/2018 at 05:10

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poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop butts

(you have no idea how much I dislike these kinds of pop-ups—especially when they disable all functions on the page)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 01/07/2018 at 14:02

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Well good news, I’ve got more of these scheduled!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Stef Schrader 01/09/2018 at 16:13

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You can disable them. It’s only a matter of time before this arms race gets interesting. You could filter out the popup and function disabling code, or keep it from running...